Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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Hmmm... learnt a few indecent words during english lesson today...
arhhh...
pei xuan's sick...
the 3 words he tot me are...
ermmm... incest, which means to fuck some one very close...
eh... orgasm, which means to foretell the future (as said by him)...
and masturbate, the bed ur parents sleep...
lol?!...
Haha... saw this great youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g
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perhaps one of the most english word today is the word fuck...
out of all the english words that start with f, fuck is the only word refered to as the F word...
Just by its sound can describe pain, pressure, hate and love...
Fuck falls into many grammatical categories...
transitional verb > A fucks SH...
non transitional verb > SH fucks...
adjective > A is doing all the fucking work...
adverb > SH talks too fucking much...
adverb enhancing an adjective > SH is fucking beautiful...
noun > I dont give a fuck...
part of a word > in-fucking-credible...
as almost every part of the sentence > fuck the fucking fuckers...
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go see the movie...
its so fuckin' nice...
ok/...
today in school is fun!!! ...
we had higher chinese at first...
wow...
learn about the bao4 zhang1 bao4 dao4...
yeah... i got 48/70...
my zhuo4 wen2 forever hanging around 45-49...
but cant i like jump to 50...
the higher chinese i only strong in compo...
if i die here during an exam, i would die off straight away...
then we acted out the lim puay see show which we were supposed to do today...
hey hey HEY!!! guess what...
i am lim puay see...
ERK!!!!!...
i am flabbergusted!!!...
and disgusted!!!...
hey! it rhymes... hohoho...
cos that yan ting thing (i am not mean) dont want to act lor...
nvm... not her fault, who want to act Lim Puay See anyway...
okay...
so the script goes something like this...
林佩思是个身材苗条, 年轻漂亮的老师。。。
omg... i am trying hard not to puke...
then the story goes with her dating the boy friend...
got dump...
she very angry, go scold the pupils when coming back the next day...
then, she very sad... go date the new boy friends, making it the 270th...
got dumped again...
then she like want to date back to 269th...
then they run run run run run!!!...
ok story ends...
confusing?hehe...
its funny though...
okay...
the lim puay see's bf lee yi act one...
then is enrichment...
wow...
we get to paint our bowl and cup...
wow... its sssssssoooo fun...
and so sarcastic...
history is group work...
we laugh and laughed and laughed and laughed!!!...
I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE MENTALLY RETARDED PPL!!!
ok...
i also laughed too...
then geography is ok...
ms wong teach the the new chapter on population...
Math is boring as usual...
teacher never come...
uncle chan never come...
then english ah!...
we learn oral...
yap, that's all...
BYE!!!...
*tmr got ACC... tea thing!!! yikes...
Sky diet at 3:18 AM